This is a parody of the "Bank of America: Higher Standards" advertisements you are likely to see littering your various landscapes. I'm giving away the last 11 of these that were made! True, true! I designed and printed them several years ago and have had them stored away.

For each of your very generous donations of $35 (includes s/h) toward my work I will send you this shirt, FREE! It is a very high quality, 100% cotton, Hanes "Beefy-T" shirt with equal high-quality printing. Bush's America, Lower Standards! on front and "Guaranteed Lower Standards..." on back.

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If you would rather give a different amount (larger or smaller) or don't want the shirt please consider making a donation of any size by clicking HERE.

Updated: Friday May 1, 2009
(I have only 2 mediums, 5 larges, and 2 x-larges so be quick. Shirts can only be mailed to locations in North America...unless you want to kick in some extra to cover int'l shipping.